Help Wanted

Here’s an interesting job opportunity I found on a popular website; it was featured under the category Legal.

 

 

Have you ever dreamed about working in the nation’s capital among all the movers and shakers? Here’s your opportunity to work in Washington D.C. just steps from the White House and the Capital!

 

We are looking for a bright and articulate person to work with eight other legal professionals. You will be helping your colleagues to literally change the future of America!

 

We are preferably looking for a female; half black – half Hispanic, lesbian, handicapped, single mother, who is at least half Muslim. You must be politically active, preferably within the Communist Party. A background in Community Organizing would be ideal.

 

This position comes with many perks and benefits, such as: full medical and dental, (which includes gender reassignment surgery) personal parking space, generous support staff, and a very generous vacation package. This position also features a free in house gourmet cafeteria and health club. A work uniform is also provided, along with a dry cleaning allowance!

 

Background in Law is preferable, but will consider any person who is compassionate and tolerant. Bi-Lingual (Spanish/English) is a big big big plus!

 

We are an Equal Opportunity Employer. Transgender persons are also encouraged to apply!

 

Starting Salary: $208,100 per year, along with lifetime job security!

 

If you meet the above requirements and have a passion to change the world, send your resume to:

 

Mr. BO

Casa Bianca

Washington, D.C.

 

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Posted by admin · May 1, 2009 · Category: Random Observations · Comments (1)

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Obviously not an Equal Opportunity Employer…

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Written By Tom on May 1st, 2009 @ 3:44 pm