Andruw (no, I didn’t misspell his name) Jones and Eric Chavez: these are the two washed up has-beens the Yankees signed this past winter. Lance Berkman, who ended the season with them last year was allowed to leave and sign with the St. Louis Cardinals.
These are just a few of the innovative solutions that can be used to fight the occasional flash mob without having to bother the cops all the time. These solutions are also compassionate in that they won’t burden the yutes with criminal records that will haunt them for years to come. Who said that Americans can’t come up with bi-partisan solutions to our country’s problems?