Fighting over Tony

It seems that Tony is real popular with the local ladies and they’re all busy fighting over him. I started to notice about a week ago that these beautifully written posters are plastered all over the neighborhood by all the bus stops. Tony, it seems, is a bus driver for the wonderful MTA. And he seems to be involved in a lot of extracurricular activities on his route.

But this girl’s not finished. There’s lots of room on this pole!

If I were Tony I’d ask for a transfer.

So remember; if in the near future you see a news story about a Queens bus driver being beaten down on his bus by an ex-girlfriend, you saw it here first. Who said that we don’t break any news stories here?